Last minute Halloween costumes that will help save your day
  • Carry a quarter and a hammer. And now you’re a Quarter-pounder.
  • Dress all in black, tie a shot glass around your neck. What are you? A shot in the dark!
  • Attach sugar-packets all over yourself. You’re a Sugar-Daddy or Sugar-Momma.
  • Picture of a quarter taped to your back. What are you? A quarterback.
  • Wear normal clothes. Attach a dollar to each ear. What are you? A buccaneer. (Buck-an-ear).
  • Dress in a nice suit. Attach legal documents to yourself. What are you? A law suit.
  • Wear a sign that says “Go Ceilings!”. You’re a Ceiling Fan!
  • Write the word “book” across your face. You’re now Facebook.
  • On a related note, wear a hoodie and jeans to work. You’re Mark Zuckerberg.
  • Safety pin a few socks to your outfit and go as “static cling.”
  • Wear black clothing and run a strip of white tape up your chest. You’re now a road.
  • And of course the old standby, wrap yourself in toilet paper and go as a mummy.


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